Rwanda Title PageThe Idiot’s Lantern

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

Flesh and Stone

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

  • *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
  • Saving the world with meals on wheels.
  • It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
  • No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

Rose

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

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